Thoughts that only cross my mind when it’s 4 a.m. and I can’t get to sleep.

  1. Why is the choice either to “burn out” or “fade away” — especially when most of us take the third option, to “slog through life in virtual anonymity?

  1. If you used vanilla flavored lube for pegging, you would be having vanilla sex that was anything but vanilla.
  1. If you’re a chooser, it must be really embarrassing to find yourself in a situations where you have no choice but to beg.
  1. Instead of sleeping, perhaps a better way to spend my nights is to really dwell on the pointless aspects of life.
  1.  It’s already 4 a.m.? That means I’m only going to get (4-5, 5-6, 6-7, 7-7:30), three-and-a-half hours of sleep. Shit.
  1. I wonder what ever happened to Biz Markie.

7. Oh great, now I have “Just a Friend” stuck in my head. Thanks a lot, brain.

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