- Why is the choice either to “burn out” or “fade away” — especially when most of us take the third option, to “slog through life in virtual anonymity?
- If you used vanilla flavored lube for pegging, you would be having vanilla sex that was anything but vanilla.
- If you’re a chooser, it must be really embarrassing to find yourself in a situations where you have no choice but to beg.
- Instead of sleeping, perhaps a better way to spend my nights is to really dwell on the pointless aspects of life.
- It’s already 4 a.m.? That means I’m only going to get (4-5, 5-6, 6-7, 7-7:30), three-and-a-half hours of sleep. Shit.
- I wonder what ever happened to Biz Markie.
7. Oh great, now I have “Just a Friend” stuck in my head. Thanks a lot, brain.