Hey Man, what’re you doing tonight? Nothing? Me either. What do you say we take a few hits from my two-footer and put a few of my Nomeansno records on my turntable? Then we’ll totally overanalyze ever riff, beat, and vocal harmonization that the band ever made in their 30-year history.
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“Everybody loves the new me. Everybody loves the better me.” —Alice Donut
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1. Quantity of booze decreases, quality increases.
2. A lot of your friends who didn’t ever really like booze quit drinking.
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- Why is the choice either to “burn out” or “fade away” — especially when most of us take the third option, to “slog through life in virtual anonymity?
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1. “Oh baby you, you got what I need, but you say he’s just a friend…”